Posted 1 day ago


“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit…what a ride!”

-Hunter S. Thompson

Posted 2 days ago

So, now that the US has entered into a war with Syria, can you still make that statement that “we’re just bombing another country filled with brown people?” Or is this the first time in since World War 2 that we’re engaged in war against our fellow caucasians?

I’m a quarter Syrian and I just consider myself to be 100% white. Technically, I am fully caucasian. My mother is from Syria and she has incredibly pale skin.

Posted 2 weeks ago




when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.


(Source: pitiful)

Posted 3 weeks ago


Avocadoes may be safe for dogs to eat, but it looks like I really shouldn’t have used avocado wood to smoke a turkey for Christmas dinner 2012.

That was the best fuckin’ turkey I ever ate, though.

Posted 3 weeks ago


foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

Number 1 on the list is bullshit. I personally know 7 dogs down in Guatemala that practically live on avocadoes (they live on a farm with 8 avocado trees, and they eat the avocadoes that continually drop from the trees).

I also think number 7 is bullshit as well. I’ve rubbed garlic oil into my dog’s fur as a way to keep fleas away. I made her swallow a raw clove as well, thinking it would get into her blood and cause her to give off odors that repelled ticks. It didn’t seem to have any negative effect on her.

(Source: jacko-plantern)

Posted 1 month ago


people are suspiciously surprised when a homeless person has a skill/talent, like oh we thought they were inherently without value but hey look this one can sing!

Posted 1 month ago

Watch what happens when you put a homeless guy in a suit: people give him money. Even homeless people give him money!

Moral of the story: when you wear a suit and look presentable, people are more likely to help you out of a jam.

Good to know.

Posted 2 months ago
If there is a worldwide depression, people will blame it merely on someone’s economic mismanagement, forgetting that in earlier times when small communities were largely self-sufficient, their welfare did not depend on the decisions of government economists.
Ted Kaczynski, September 18th 2004
Posted 3 months ago

Throwback Thursday! This was taken almost 10 years ago, on June 28th 2004.

I miss how life was 10 years ago, man.

Posted 3 months ago
Posted 3 months ago

Libertarian activist Jason Christie trolls the police state.

Posted 3 months ago
Education is not a passive thing. You don’t tip your head and somebody pours it in your ear. It’s an active process, where you are finding out about the world and your place in it.
President Obama (via chels)